TBoD Podcast – Episode 5 – You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

Another week, another podcast

This time round we lament the loss of Lucasarts and all the games it has gifted us in the years gone past.

We also discuss the recent twitter drama which reignited some less than savoury rumours about the next Xbox.

We also wax lyrical about the beginning of the end for The War Z, brush over the Defiance beta, answer a listener’s question and laugh at EA being voted ‘Worst company in America’ for a second year in a row.

You can still get us on iTunes or on Android (e.g. using OneCast) by searching ‘Teabag Or Die’, alternatively listen from player below.

Teabag Or Die – Episode 5 – You can’t polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

Some more comment and feedback would be nice so we can hone our rather blunt podcasting tools, Listener questions encouraged, we dare you.

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The War Z – Pages from a recovered journal. Part 2

To view the previous pages from this journal we have in our database click here.

Artifact No. 1895663

Journal written by persons unknown, recovered by cleansing team Gamma approximately 32 miles due west of Boulder, CO. The document was found within a satchel containing some tinned goods, a bottle of water and an empty handgun. No sign of the author or indeed any other survivor in the immediate vicinity.

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The War Z – Pages from a recovered journal. Part 1

Artifact No. 1895663

Journal written by persons unknown, recovered by cleansing team Gamma approximately 32 miles due west of Boulder, CO. The document was found within a satchel containing some tinned goods, a bottle of water and an empty handgun. No sign of the author or indeed any other survivor in the immediate vicinity.

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I hope you enjoyed reading this as much I enjoyed writing it, the concept of how people would react if the Zombie Apocalypse did come I find quite fascinating, on the one hand I think that people would work together but in reality I think most people would be forced to be overly hostile to protect what little they have. This reality I think The War Z touches on and stimulates pretty well and I will try to explore a bit further in future journal entries. Please comment and/or subscribe as any constructive feedback would be greatly appreciated. Alternatively if you play War Z and you don’t want to kill and rob me and my clan mates then get in touch.

-The Quim Ninja

The DayZ after Tomorrow

Having survived a while with the supplies gifted to me in by the strange rescue party that had helped me out of Chenarus on my second attempt at survival in the wastes it was soon obvious that I was going to have to venture back into the villages once inhabited by the friendly Chenarian people. Now teaming with nightmarish undead.

zombies in the mist

I stopped at a gas station just outside of a small township thinking that I may be able to re-fill my Jerry can to lengthen the lifespan of my already run down motorcycle. The bike had day z petrol stationalready gotten me out of several sticky situations and I was wary of my ever decreasing fuel supply. Pulling onto the forecourt in the dwindling sunlight everything appeared to be clear. Turning off the engine and jumping off the bike I hurried over to the pumps. Nothing, they were empty most likely drained by another survivor who had already passed this way, perhaps it was Merc and his rag-tag bunch of bandits turned temporary heroes. I wasn’t ready to meet up with them again just yet. I turned away from the pumps and headed into the kiosk, hoping to find some food or drink to bolster my waning supplies but there was nothing there either, whoever had scavenged this place had been thorough. I left the small shop heading back to my bike but a Zed blocked my path, my newly aquired AK-47 tore straight through him and sent him straight to the ground, not a wise idea two, three, four then five more of his companions appeared from the surrounding hedges, trees and from behind the cars and buildings in the distance further blocking my route to the bike, I ran cursing myself for not leaving the bike running to allow for an easy escape. As I back peddled up the road I loosed a few more rounds from my rifle, taking down more deadites but alerting more and more with every shot, soon there was a mob chasing me. I clambered over the siding on the edge of the road and started to double back on myself hoping that I could get back to my transport and get away before the shambling horde caught up to me. Rounding the kiosk once more, hope looked lost. A moving corpse standing right by my bike, I had no choice but to try my luck. Gently squeezing the trigger on my Russian Army standard issue AK *blam blam* I felled him quickly and clinically. Sprinting for my bike another walker lurched from behind the pumps moving toward me with alarming speed I pulled the trigger again *click* my clip was empty, Merc and co had been stingy with the ammo. Quickly I leapt onto my trusty motorcycle and pumped the kickstarter the engine bursting into life. Looking back as I sped away across the fields I could see a crowd of roughly fifteen Zed’s frivolously stumbling after me.

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Having exhausted my ammunition on such an ill-fated affair I had no wish to return to populated areas for a while and instead focussed my attentions on the barns, farmhouses and hunting stands that littered the countryside. The flaw in this decision should have been pretty obvious to me the sun was setting and it was about to get dark, very dark. I followed a dirt track that went up into the mountains as far as I could hoping that I might reach a lodge or shack that I could hole up in before night came and the fear returned.

Darkness fell quickly. Alone on the mountaintop my fuel ran out a short while ago and I have seen no sign of shelter. A track weaves down through the trees but my quick torch bursts reveal little else I’m afraid that keeping it on may attract unwanted attention. I fling a few flares around the surrounding area and hunker down for a cold night spent hiding in the foliage.

a dark forest scene

As you can probably tell I’m really enjoying my time in DayZ although it has to be said that the fear factor involved keeps me from playing marathon style like I can with Halo or Skyrim and I do find myself becoming frustrated by many aspects of the game. It can be irritating to creep all the way up to a building only to find it completely inaccessible for instance and it’s very easy to loose your bearings while fleeing for your life. Of course the game is not going to be perfect mod’s rarely are after all the engine wasn’t built specifically for that which it is being used. All said and done this game is a really exciting prospect that has many console gamers green with envy but that olive tint may not last long. DayZ has been given the opportunity to release as a standalone game entirely separate from Bohemia Interactive‘s Arma series and this has sparked a fever among Xbox 360 and PS3 owners alike in the vain hopes that this may mean a console release. Meanwhile a bunch of quick thinking folk over at Hammerpoint interactive  have been quietly working away on a similar title of their own. The War Z boasts the claim of being the worlds first Zombie MMO ….. lies aside it looks excellent, combine DayZ gameplay with the guns of Call of Duty add a sprinkling of Battlefield 3 graphics, zombies straight out of Left 4 Dead and an interface that looks very much as if it was designed to run on a console  and you’re gonna leave a-lot of jaws on the floor.

Let me know if you think The War Z looks like a DayZ rip or does it stand up as a game in it’s own right? Why has it taken so long for a game like this to be released? Would it be a success on consoles? Comments always appreciated.

see you in the Zedpocolypse.

Elth